I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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