My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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