he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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