I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Randomize
