I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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