I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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