even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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