I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
too bad you live with your parents still
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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