oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Are we still banned from the library?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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