im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Why is your signature on my underwear?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Randomize
