Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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