is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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