now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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