I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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