and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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