Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Help. Why am I so naked?
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