we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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