lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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