Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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