Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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