lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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