He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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