So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Come share oat with me in your robe
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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