So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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