Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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