we made out on top of his cat.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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