he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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