i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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