You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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