Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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