It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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