u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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