Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Is this like a preordered booty call?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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