dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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