she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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