I think i peed on brittanys purse
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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