she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
