am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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