well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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