is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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