who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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