Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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