She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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