why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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