Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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