she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she smelled like a LAN party
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
she peed on how many people?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
tell me about the fingering
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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