Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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