But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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