Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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