Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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