i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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