My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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