i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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