I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
