Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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