ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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