windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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