she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
that's an acceptable place to lick
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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