shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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