Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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